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Posted on 18 Jan 2012   The Daily

SAVE GAS & HAVE A BLAST / HONEST

WHY DO I RIDE 2 WHEELS… DAILY!  See that Big Ass Truck above, I drove that 12 years ago! What was in my TAPE DECK:) back then (Hit Vid Below to Hear) That V8 GMC Surburban with Big Tires & a Bigger Gas Tank cost me $90-$100+ per fill up! That’s when gas in Cali was $2.50!!! Would burn... Read More »
Posted on 11 Jan 2012

Bruce Banner.

New Years, new builds, and new features. Our dude George brought in his STOCK z125 with some crazy ideas in mind. Inspired by his favorite childhood shredder, George proudly presents to you his two wheel version of Hulk. Many details will go unseen if it wasn’t for internet, luckily for us, I’m here to give you the break down.... Read More »
Posted on 09 Jan 2012

WHEEL LIFE WITH ARC / HONEST

HAPPY NEW YEAR… (One week late!) it’s 2012 & I find myself here!!! As Standards Function Guest Blogger • Honest™ Mike Going to be reporting REAL Life….Oooops WHEEL Life Experiences of  SoCal Scooter Scene. This Weeks WHEEL LIFE involves ARC What the hell is ARC??? it’s an acronym  for Alhambra Ruckus Crew! Some bad ass Riders & Rides coming... Read More »
Posted on 31 Dec 2011

REDBULL and CIGARETTES

The boys of Autofashion held this event on the morning of November 6th. Why the flying fuck are we posting photos of the event almost 2 months later? Because we can. I won’t get into too much detail since that week was a DRUNKEN MESS blur AND its been so long now. I’m going to TRY and post up... Read More »
Posted on 20 Dec 2011

All I want for Christmas…

How nice of M. Ward and Mrs. Minkus to set the mood for this read… yes its true I’m married to Zooey. Its a looonngg story so I’ll save it for another post. Adorable, is she not? The morning of December 17th marked our 3rd Annual Toy drive hosted by the city of South El Monte. With our proud... Read More »
Posted on 19 Dec 2011

Quick Recap: 3rd Annual Toys 4 Tots

First and foremost, I would like to give a big thank you to those who have came out to the event and to those who have been involved with Standard Functions’ 3rd annual Toys 4 Tots drive/ride!  No words could express how thankful we are to be in a community that is willing to help out for ANY good... Read More »
Posted on 13 Dec 2011

Wheel Life Experiences on 2 Wheels

Coming soon in 2012… hONEst Read More »
Posted on 12 Dec 2011

…In my mind I repeat, shots,...

Soju con, What the flying fuck is that you ask? lets refer to the mighty Wikipedia for some answers. -Soju (Hangul 소주; Hanja 燒酒) is a distilled beverage native to Korea. Its taste is comparable to vodka, though often slightly sweeter due to sugars added in the manufacturing process, and more commonly consumed neat. -Con (Khanh; kon ; adskjhasd... Read More »
Posted on 07 Dec 2011

Welcome back…

First off, what a past 3 months it has been! Words cannot begin to describe what has been done and whats been needing to be done over here at SFHQ. I want to personally thank all the loyal followers that’s been bugging pushing us to finish up this new website as well as the new products and content for... Read More »
Posted on 25 Aug 2011

We’re most happy when…

… we see the look on our customers faces upon pick up of the bikes they dropped off for some work. This is just 3 of the many that have come and gone although we do wish we had pictures of everyone that had some SF work done to it. We believe the bikes built a certain way is... Read More »
Posted on 17 Aug 2011

StandardFunctions 2011: Z125 make over

Who would have thought that an exotic mix of Red and Yellow could bring back its intended intrigue of our Z125 project from its old Booger Green form and highlighter neon O.E wheels. This bike as well as a bunch of our personal/shop bikes have been set a side in focus of our customer projects and day to day... Read More »
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